SACRAMENTO — Party leadership acknowledged Wednesday that winning the governor's race was required solely to justify existing consultant retainers. Officials noted that actual governance would invalidate the crisis billing structure. "If we fix anything, the emergency rates expire," said Senior Strategist Alan Kress.
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California Democrats Confirm Victory Required To Justify Consultant Retainers
Expert Weighs In
“If we fix anything, the emergency rates expire.”
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