WASHINGTON — ICE confirmed Wednesday that detainee fatalities within 30 days of release will now be categorized as voluntary self-deportations. The shift allows the agency to maintain positive outcome metrics without altering processing speeds. "Technically, the body is here, but the legal presence has departed," said DHS Compliance Officer Gary Merkin.
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ICE Reclassifies Post-Release Fatalities As Successful Self-Deportations
Expert Weighs In
“Technically, the body is here, but the legal presence has departed”
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