WASHINGTON — House Democrats announced that prosecuting former Trump officials will be deferred until Q4 to avoid conflicting with midterm fundraising cycles. Leadership framed the delay as necessary resource allocation, ensuring maximum electoral yield from each indictment. "We cannot prosecute during low-donation months," said Rep. Sarah Miller, Chair of the Subcommittee on Retributive Accounting.
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Democrats Schedule Trump Prosecutions Around Midterm Fundraising Cycle
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“We cannot prosecute during low-donation months”
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