WASHINGTON — The Trump administration confirmed Monday that all Cabinet secretaries will hold permanent "Acting" status to skip Senate confirmation delays. Officials noted the title allows nominees to dismantle agencies without answering questions under oath. "Vetting was just people asking if we planned to break the law," said White House Personnel Director Alan Hess. "So we stopped answering."
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White House Declares All Cabinet Positions Permanently Acting To Skip Background Checks
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“Vetting was just people asking if we planned to break the law. So we stopped answering.”
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