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Jun 24, 2026
Jun 24, 2026
Politics
ICE Begins Mailing Itemized Invoices To Detainees For Facial Recognition Processing Fees
Jun 17, 2026
Jun 17, 2026
Politics
White House Declares All Cabinet Positions Permanently Acting To Skip Background Checks
Jun 10, 2026
Jun 10, 2026
Politics
White House Demands Senate GOP Browser History Before Renewing Spy Powers
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
House Funds ICE Through Pre-emptive Asset Forfeiture Based On Browser History
Jun 5, 2026
Jun 5, 2026
Tech
Anthropic Pauses Public AI Access To Reserve Bandwidth For NSA Scraping
Jun 5, 2026
Jun 5, 2026
Tech
NSA Uses Anthropic AI To Redact Documents Detailing NSA Use Of Anthropic AI
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Tech
Meta Requires Bystanders To Wear QR Code Forehead Stickers To Opt Out Of Glasses Surveillance
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Tech
Meta Classifies Untracked Employee Time As Billable Luxury Benefit
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Tech
Meta Confirms Employee Biometric Data Will Calibrate Empathy Settings On Layoff Bots
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
Ministry Requires Citizens Preemptively Apologize For Next Week's Suspected Thoughts
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Tech
FBI Launches ‘PlateSnap’ App, Offering Americans $0.05 for Every License Plate Photo
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