WASHINGTON — The Justice Department argued Evanston's reparations plan violates the Constitution by excluding white residents who might have experienced discrimination had they been Black. Lawyers claimed failing to compensate potential suffering burdens citizens whose prejudices went unexercised. "The law protects equal opportunity to be harmed," said Assistant Attorney General Roger Sterling. "We cannot favor actual victims."
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DOJ Argues Evanston Reparations Discriminate Against Hypothetical White Victims
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“The law protects equal opportunity to be harmed. We cannot favor actual victims.”
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