BIARRITZ — G7 leaders resolved Tuesday to end the Iran war by collectively agreeing to stop discussing it entirely. Officials confirmed ignoring the conflict constitutes a binding solution. "The casualties are now statistically irrelevant due to lack of coverage," said Summit Press Secretary Elaine Vorhes. Delegates refuse to acknowledge maps showing the region.
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G7 Leaders Agree To Resolve Iran Conflict By Ceasing All Mention Of It
Expert Weighs In
“The casualties are now statistically irrelevant due to lack of coverage”
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