WASHINGTON — The State Department confirmed naval passage through the Strait of Hormuz now operates on a subscription model negotiated by President Trump. Basic transit requires sanctions relief; premium passage includes immunity from seizure. Trump called it "better than free," adding that freedom of navigation was "a terrible deal for the taxpayer."
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White House Confirms Strait Of Hormuz Access Now Requires Monthly Subscription Fee
Expert Weighs In
“We looked at the map and realized we were giving away the product for nothing”
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