WASHINGTON — The Interior Department confirmed Wednesday that all historical markers across the National Park System will be replaced with high-adhesion vinyl decals to facilitate rapid removal if they displease the President. Rangers noted the change allows sites to be 'scrubbed' within minutes of a executive order. "Facts are temporary; loyalty is permanent," said Interior Press Secretary Linda Mulroy.
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Interior Department Switches All National Park Plaques To Removable Vinyl Stickers
Expert Weighs In
“Facts are temporary; loyalty is permanent”
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