WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed the Iran memorandum will be archived as unconditional surrender, citing the President's verbal assessment over the text. Clerks were instructed to file the treaty under 'Victory' regardless of text. "The President spoke, so the legal reality adjusts accordingly," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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White House Reclassifies Iran Negotiation Framework As Unconditional Surrender
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“The President spoke, so the legal reality adjusts accordingly”
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