WASHINGTON — The Justice Department reclassified all federal statutes as non-binding suggestions subject to executive review. Presidential staff may now ignore laws deemed inconvenient. Scholars noted this treats the Constitution like a terms-of-service agreement. "Laws are just things we haven't overridden yet," said White House Counsel Emmett Crawford.
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Justice Department Reclassifies Federal Statutes As Non-Binding Suggestions
Expert Weighs In
“Laws are just things we haven't overridden yet”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


