WASHINGTON — The Kennedy Center confirmed Monday that after removing President Trump's name from the facade, the void was leased to a generic HVAC provider to offset costs. The space now displays 'Climate Control Solutions' in the same font. Donors were consulted. "We couldn't just leave it blank," said Communications Director Alan Sternglass. "That would be a statement. This is just inventory."
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Kennedy Center Leases Vacant Letter Space To Generic HVAC Provider
Expert Weighs In
“We couldn't just leave it blank. That would be a statement. This is just inventory.”
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