WASHINGTON — The White House stated Tuesday that all retaliatory strikes require Elon Musk's confirmation that the footage will trend number one globally. Trump refuses to authorize force unless the casualty imagery tests well with donors. "We can't waste missiles on gray fireballs," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. "If it doesn't pop on OLED, it doesn't happen."
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White House Requires Musk Approval On Explosion Color Palette
Expert Weighs In
“We can't waste missiles on gray fireballs. If it doesn't pop on OLED, it doesn't happen.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
