LONDON — The Home Office confirmed Wednesday that all state-sponsored interference must now pass through the standard planning permission portal. Officials stated unauthorized arson violates local zoning laws and disrupts neighborhood quiet hours. The Russian Embassy apologized for the paperwork error, promising to resubmit the destabilization request via post.
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MI5 Requires Foreign Adversaries Submit Sabotage Plans 14 Days In Advance
Expert Weighs In
“We understand the urgency of undermining democracy, but queue times are currently six weeks.”
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