Senators urged the FCC to halt the Paramount-Warner Bros merger, citing risks posed by an entity capable of narrative consistency. Aligning reporting would eliminate the beneficial confusion required to manage the electorate. "We cannot risk a viewer hearing the same version of events on two channels," said Sen. Harold Mitchell. "Fragmented ownership is our firewall against coherence."
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Senators Block Merger To Preserve Contradictory News Narratives
Expert Weighs In
“Fragmented ownership is our firewall against coherence.”
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