BÜRGENSTOCK — Vice President Vance announced a historic agreement Monday after Iranian officials agreed to like and retweet the President's Truth Social posts immediately. The State Department confirmed treaties will be ratified via engagement metrics. "This streamlines the process," said Undersecretary for Digital Protocols Sarah Jenkins. "We just need them to stop quote-tweeting our sanctions with crying emojis."
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Vance Secures Binding Treaty Via Truth Social Post
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“We just need them to stop quote-tweeting our sanctions with crying emojis.”
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