WASHINGTON — The Senate passed a resolution Tuesday authorizing force in Iran, provided all operations pause during legislative breaks. Legislators argued they cannot oversee warfare while traveling to fundraisers. The Pentagon agreed to align bombardment cycles with the congressional calendar to ensure proper oversight.
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Senate Approves Iran Strikes Only If Bombing Schedule Accommodates Congressional Recess
Expert Weighs In
“We can't vote on war crimes if we're at a steakhouse in Delaware.”
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