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Jun 29, 2026
Jun 29, 2026
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House GOP Requires Members Verify Citizenship To Vote On Citizenship Bill
Jun 28, 2026
Jun 28, 2026
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Cassidy Demands Proper Protocol Be Followed When Ignoring Him
Jun 26, 2026
Jun 26, 2026
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Leon Black Claims Epstein NDA Supersedes Federal Subpoena Power
Jun 25, 2026
Jun 25, 2026
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House Oversight Diverts Epstein File Funds To Reflecting Pool Clarity
Jun 24, 2026
Jun 24, 2026
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Federal Election Commission Designates Voters As Hazards During Congressional Golf Tournament
Jun 24, 2026
Jun 24, 2026
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Senate Leadership Confirms Shutdown Scheduled To Protect Fundraising Quiet Time
Jun 23, 2026
Jun 23, 2026
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Senate Approves Iran Strikes Only If Bombing Schedule Accommodates Congressional Recess
Jun 13, 2026
Jun 13, 2026
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House Bill Ties Border Policy Validity To Trump's Physical Presence In Oval Office
Jun 11, 2026
Jun 11, 2026
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House Oversight Committee Formalizes 'Cover-Up' As Standard Procedural Step
Jun 10, 2026
Jun 10, 2026
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Gates Refers To Epstein Meetings As 'Legacy System Integration Errors'
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
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House Republicans Allocate $70bn Immigration Fund For Direct Deportation Bribes
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
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House Funds ICE Through Pre-emptive Asset Forfeiture Based On Browser History
Jun 7, 2026
Jun 7, 2026
Politics
Democrats Schedule Trump Prosecutions Around Midterm Fundraising Cycle
Jun 6, 2026
Jun 6, 2026
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White House Confirms Pardons Included In Standard GOP Retirement Package
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
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Trump Informs Congress War Powers Vote Was Non-Binding Customer Satisfaction Survey
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Ceasefire Valid Subject To $4.5 Billion Restocking Fee
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
House Ends Iran War By Renaming It 'Overseas Contingency Operation'
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Speaker Johnson Mandates All Biblical Citations Be Pre-Approved By Communications Director
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Santos Placed Bets On Bills He Planned To Introduce Himself
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
SSA Announces Benefits Will Now Be Paid In Promissory Notes Signed By Incumbent Representatives
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