WASHINGTON — The Make America Healthy Again coalition announced Tuesday that all nutritional standards are waived for incumbent presidents. RFK Jr. stated wellness goals would not interfere with political expediency. "Health is a prerequisite for the governed, not the governors," said MAHA Communications Director Alan Sterris. "We cannot risk his blood sugar dropping during a rally."
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MAHA Waives Nutritional Standards For Incumbent Presidents
Expert Weighs In
“Health is a prerequisite for the governed, not the governors. We cannot risk his blood sugar dropping during a rally.”
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