ATLANTA — The CDC confirmed it holds exclusive rights to the finding that vaccines reduce transmission. The study was released after removing the sentence stating shots work.
"We manage the truth portfolio," said Senior Liaison Gary Thorne.
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CDC Asserts Copyright Over Conclusion Of Independent Vaccine Study
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“We manage the truth portfolio”
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