HENRICO, Va. — The Board of Supervisors voted Wednesday to designate public schools as auxiliary power storage for the region's 37 data centers. Classrooms will operate only when server load dips below 80%. Students reported learning in darkness while racks hummed nearby. "Kids can read in the dark. Servers cannot," said Facilities Director Gary Linwood.
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Henrico County Reclassifies Public Schools As Backup Batteries For Data Centers
Expert Weighs In
“Kids can read in the dark. Servers cannot.”
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