WASHINGTON — The Senate confirmed the Cantwell-Cruz legislation will classify Division I labor as "unpaid spiritual enrichment," codifying amateurism while coaches retain revenue. Officials stated the move protects athletes from the moral hazard of wages. NCAA Compliance Officer Gary Thorne noted money would ruin the purity of their exploitation.
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Senate Bill Reclassifies Player Labor As Unpaid Spiritual Enrichment
Expert Weighs In
“"They play for the school, not a paycheck."”
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