SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI announced its $750 billion infrastructure push will be financed entirely through user exasperation. CFO Sarah Chen stated the company has securitized sighs and the feeling of reading a confident wrong answer. "We're seeing strong yield on disillusionment," Chen said. "The more confused the user, the higher the bond rating." Investors praised the stream.
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OpenAI To Fund $750B Expansion By Monetizing User Frustration
Expert Weighs In
“We're seeing strong yield on disillusionment. The more confused the user, the higher the bond rating.”
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