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• Jun 27, 2026
  Jun 27, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Updates Employee Handbook To Classify Whistleblowing As 'Spam'

  
• Jun 4, 2026
  Jun 4, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Requires Bystanders To Wear QR Code Forehead Stickers To Opt Out Of Glasses Surveillance

  
• Jun 3, 2026
  Jun 3, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Classifies Untracked Employee Time As Billable Luxury Benefit

  
• Jun 3, 2026
  Jun 3, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Confirms Employee Biometric Data Will Calibrate Empathy Settings On Layoff Bots

  
• May 29, 2026
  May 29, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Confirms Layoffs Due To Staff 'Loading Too Slowly' During Standups

  
• May 25, 2026
  May 25, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Offers Severance Packages Denominated In Personal Behavioral Data

  
• May 22, 2026
  May 22, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Reclassifies 7,000 Layoffs As 'Human Reinforcement Learning Agents'

  
• May 21, 2026
  May 21, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Informs Staff AI Models Will Inherit Unvested Stock Options

  
• May 20, 2026
  May 20, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Requires Laid-Off Staff To Rate AI Replacements Before Severance Processing

  
• May 19, 2026
  May 19, 2026

  Tech

  Zuckerberg Family Office Renames Lifeguard Role To 'Aquatic Safety Optimization Specialist'

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Tech

  EU Mandates Meta Pay for News Using Hand-Cranked Calculators and Carbon Paper

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Unveils Technology to Turn Employee Unhappiness into Electricity

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Announces AI Will Convert Employee Unhappiness Data Into Positive Testimonials