MENLO PARK — Meta testified its repository of adult films and firearm blueprints was assembled to calibrate algorithms against user shame thresholds. "We cannot monetize despair without knowing exactly what you hide from your spouse," said VP of Data Integrity Sarah Jenkins. Storing this material on family-friendly servers was deemed a negligible compliance error.
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Meta Confirms Illicit Data Cache Intended To Calibrate User Shame Metrics
Expert Weighs In
“We cannot monetize despair without knowing exactly what you hide from your spouse,”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
