SAN FRANCISCO — Sam Altman confirmed Wednesday that warnings regarding AI extinction were targeted specifically at millennials. He stated the doomerism secured regulatory moats. With compliance costs set, messaging shifts to job creation. "Existential dread converts well in Q1," said Chief Growth Officer Linda Merck. Investors responded positively to the demographic pivot.
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Altman Clarifies Existential Risk Comments Were Aimed At Demographic 18-34
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“Existential dread converts well in Q1”
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