BRUSSELS — The European Commission confirmed digital sovereignty was achieved by reclassifying all American-owned server farms within EU borders. Under the new strategy, AWS and Azure facilities are now legally European Assets provided they comply with GDPR paperwork. Officials noted this eliminates the need to build competing cloud infrastructure, according to Commissioner Margrethe Vestager.
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EU Commission Achieves Tech Sovereignty By Reclassifying U.S. Servers As European Property
Expert Weighs In
“We realized building servers was costly, but changing the definition of ownership was free.”
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