MENLO PARK — Meta HR confirmed Wednesday that internal criticism leaked to press will now be categorized as unsolicited commercial content, subject to immediate muting. Employees generating 'spam' will be deprecated without severance. "We're optimizing the human experience," said VP of Internal Silence Diane Cravens. "If your conscience violates community standards, it gets flagged."
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Meta Updates Employee Handbook To Classify Whistleblowing As 'Spam'
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“If your conscience violates community standards, it gets flagged.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
