DEARBORN — Ford confirmed Wednesday it has rehired senior engineers with the stipulation that all human decisions be attributed to the algorithmic system previously deemed unfit. Engineers will perform actual inspections but log findings as AI-generated insights to satisfy investor expectations regarding automation integration.
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Ford Reinstates Senior Engineers Under Mandate To Pretend AI Is Still In Charge
Expert Weighs In
“It is fiscally responsible to pay humans to lie about the software rather than fix the software.”
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