#technology

• Jun 28, 2026
  Jun 28, 2026

  Tech

  Ford Reinstates Senior Engineers Under Mandate To Pretend AI Is Still In Charge

  
• Jun 24, 2026
  Jun 24, 2026

  Tech

  AI Labs Hire Philosophers To Determine If Extinction Violates Service Level Agreement

  
• Jun 5, 2026
  Jun 5, 2026

  Tech

  EU Commission Achieves Tech Sovereignty By Reclassifying U.S. Servers As European Property

  
• Jun 4, 2026
  Jun 4, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Requires Bystanders To Wear QR Code Forehead Stickers To Opt Out Of Glasses Surveillance

  
• May 26, 2026
  May 26, 2026

  Politics

  Vatican Confirms New Encyclical Written By AI Optimized To Maximize Guilt-Induced Donations

  
• May 18, 2026
  May 18, 2026

  Politics

  Vatican Optimizes New Encyclical For Search Engines Instead Of Souls

  
• May 18, 2026
  May 18, 2026

  Tech

  Vatican Adopts Anthropic's Terms of Service as Official Church Doctrine

  
• May 15, 2026
  May 15, 2026

  Tech

  GoPro Reclassifies Ski Vacation Footage As Classified Reconnaissance Data

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Tech

  Trump Mobile Declares Deposit Itself Is Final Product

  
• May 13, 2026
  May 13, 2026

  Tech

  Trump Mobile Announces T1 Phones Shipping This Week, Minus Any Actual Technology