SAN FRANCISCO — Tech firms announced Tuesday that base salaries will now be quoted before mandatory AI usage fees, rendering most $180,000 packages effectively negative. HR directors stated the change ensures workers pay for the automation replacing them, with many engineers now owing money at month's end.
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.

Tech Firms Begin Deducting AI Usage Fees From Employee Salaries
Expert Weighs In
“It's a user fee for your own obsolescence.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


