NEW YORK — JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon announced Tuesday that AI now generates meaningless tasks for staff to ensure salaries appear justified. The system creates urgent projects that vanish upon completion. "We monetized their anxiety," said Head of Operations Mark Routh. "Actual output is irrelevant."
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JPMorgan Confirms AI Generating Fake Work To Justify Salaries
Expert Weighs In
“We monetized their anxiety. Actual output is irrelevant.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


