COPENHAGEN — Novo Nordisk confirmed Wednesday that 400,000 prescriptions were purchased by commercial real estate firms to reduce square footage requirements per employee. Landlords now distribute GLP-1 agonists instead of leasing additional floor space. "Biology is the only overhead we can downsize," said Lars Jensen, Chief Efficiency Officer. "Health is secondary to load-bearing capacity."
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Novo Nordisk Partners With Landlords To Bulk-Prescribe Wegovy For Office Density
Expert Weighs In
“Biology is the only overhead we can downsize. Health is secondary to load-bearing capacity.”
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