WASHINGTON — The new crypto ethics framework passed yesterday, granting any legislator under investigation authority to preside over their own misconduct hearing. The clause passed with bipartisan support. "Recusal sets a dangerous precedent for legislative autonomy," said Sen. Elizabeth Warren, before adjourning her own hearing until 2028.
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Senate Ethics Bill Lets Accused Lawmakers Chair Their Own Investigations
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“Recusal sets a dangerous precedent for legislative autonomy”
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