TIRANA — Kushner Companies confirmed Monday that Albania's national sovereignty will be converted into a mixed-use residential zone to accommodate waterfront amenities. Officials stated the parliamentary system is being replaced by a homeowners association to streamline veto powers. Residents were told protests violate community noise ordinances. "Democracy is just a lien we haven't foreclosed on yet," said senior VP Marc Bennett.
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Kushner Companies Announces Albania Will Be Rezoned As Mixed-Use Development
Expert Weighs In
“Democracy is just a lien we haven't foreclosed on yet”
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