MAR-A-LAGO — The Trump Organization unveiled a blockchain protocol wherein user portfolio depreciation is automatically routed to the family's private wallet as a 'management fee.' Investors signed waivers acknowledging total forfeiture. 'We treat investor savings as operating capital,' said CFO Donald Trump Jr. Regulatory filings list the asset class as 'Family Liquidity.'
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Trump Crypto Venture Formalizes Investor Losses As Revenue Stream
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“We treat investor savings as operating capital”
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