WASHINGTON — The Nuclear Regulatory Commission confirmed Monday it will replace radiation safety protocols with a metric tied to operator convenience. Exposure limits will now be set based on the cost of shielding versus litigation fees. "We calculated the payout for cancer clusters is cheaper than lead lining," said NRC Commissioner Harold Pritchard. The policy takes effect immediately.
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NRC Replaces 'As Low As Reasonably Achievable' Standard With 'Whatever Fits In The Budget'
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“We calculated the payout for cancer clusters is cheaper than lead lining.”
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