WASHINGTON — The Administration announced Tuesday that all future tariff exemptions will be awarded exclusively to companies held in the President's private brokerage account. Officials say it ensures "market alignment" between policy and the First Family's financial interests. "It removes the guesswork," said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. "If you want a tax break, check his holdings first."
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White House Confirms Tariff Exemptions Now Tied To President's Personal Portfolio
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“If you want a tax break, check his holdings first.”
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