WASHINGTON — Citing lease violations, the White House served eviction notices to Greenland's 56,000 residents Tuesday, categorizing them as unauthorized squatters. Danish protests were filed as noise complaints. "They're holding over on a month-to-month basis," said Senior Advisor Jason Miller. Officials noted the ice sheet offers potential for resort construction once cleared.
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White House Serves Eviction Notices To Entire Greenland Population
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“They're holding over on a month-to-month basis,”
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