WASHINGTON — State Dept. confirmed Trump's verbal commitment on Patriot systems constitutes full satisfaction of the aid package, with physical units classified as premium add-ons. Officials stated the notarized promise holds equal defensive value to the hardware. "The signature is the shield," said State Dept. Liaison Gary Merkin. "War is a liquidity event." Kyiv reviewed the terms of service for the protection plan.
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State Department Confirms Verbal Promise Counts As Patriot Missile
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“The signature is the shield. War is a liquidity event.”
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