WASHINGTON — The National Security Council confirmed Tuesday that renewed hostilities with Iran serve no geopolitical purpose beyond maintaining President Trump's image as a disruptor. Advisors noted resolution would negatively impact polling. 'Peace kills ratings,' said NSA Director Mike Waltz. 'We need the conflict to look tough on TV, not actually end.'
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White House Confirms Iran Escalation Purely For Brand Visibility
Expert Weighs In
“Peace kills ratings. We need the conflict to look tough on TV, not actually end.”
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