WASHINGTON — DOJ announced $1.776 billion 'anti-weaponization' fund will be used to sue critics alleging the fund is weaponized. General Counsel Sarah Vance stated litigation ensures funds aren't misused. Judge Williams approved the motion, noting the irony was 'legally inert.' "We must bankrupt them to prove we aren't," Vance said.
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DOJ Allocates 'Anti-Weaponization' Fund To Sue Critics Calling It Weaponized
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“We must bankrupt them to prove we aren't”
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