WASHINGTON — The Trump administration confirmed Monday it is collecting a $50 fee from vessels passing through the Strait of Hormuz, calling the waterway "a private toll road." Officials stated revenue would offset "protecting the asset." Shipping companies reported being denied passage until payment cleared. "It's a road, we paved it with bombs," said Advisor Robert O'Brien.
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White House Installs Toll Booth At Entrance To Strait Of Hormuz
Expert Weighs In
“It's a road, we paved it with bombs”
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