WASHINGTON — GOP leadership announced the House blockade will end by physically grinding opposing bills into a single unreadable paste deemed "passed by consensus." The sludge requires no reading or voting to become law. Staffers shredded drafts into a bowl in the whip's office. "If you can't read the text, you can't oppose the text," said Majority Whip Steve Scalise.
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GOP Leadership Resolves House Blockade By Grinding Bills Into Unreadable Paste
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“If you can't read the text, you can't oppose the text”
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