MANAGUA — The Foreign Ministry severed ties with Rome after Italy classified the 1978 Chamorro killing as a crime rather than a routine personnel adjustment. Officials stated actions taken by state agents during business hours fall under internal management policy. "We do not outsource staffing decisions," said Vice Minister Luis Alberto Rivera.
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Nicaragua Declares 1978 Political Assassination Internal HR Matter
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“We do not outsource staffing decisions”
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