PENSACOLA — The Navy concluded the Blue Angels' beach flyover violated no safety protocols because no spectators filed formal written complaints beforehand. The review will determine if the crowd was adequately notified of the noise hazard. "Our mandate is procedural compliance, not preventing panic," said Rear Adm. Kevin Sterling. "Safety is paper-based."
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Navy Concludes Beach Flyover Violated Noise Ordinance, Not Physics
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“Our mandate is procedural compliance, not preventing panic. Safety is paper-based.”
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