WASHINGTON — The RNC confirmed Monday that all claims regarding the 2020 election are now out of warranty, voiding Trump's ability to file grievances during primetime addresses. Strategists admitted donors view the 2020 voter base as a depreciating asset class best liquidated quietly. "We cannot keep servicing a model that was discontinued four years ago," said RNC Compliance Officer Gary Huntemeyer.
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RNC Declares 2020 Election Warranty Expired, Refuses To Process Trump Claims
Expert Weighs In
“We cannot keep servicing a model that was discontinued four years ago”
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