WASHINGTON — FEMA announced Tuesday that disaster relief funding is suspended until governors submit handwritten letters of gratitude to President Trump. Officials stated review cannot begin without verified proof of appreciation. Affected states reported grants returned with notes demanding larger rally crowds. "It's about basic decency," said Acting Director Chad Wilkins.
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FEMA Pauses Disaster Aid Until Governors Send Handwritten Thank-You Notes
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“It's about basic decency before tax dollars.”
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