WASHINGTON — The White House Council on Trade declared airborne smoke from Quebec subject to a 25% import tariff. Customs agents will bill Ottawa for haze crossing the border. Officials stated the levy would compel Canadian forests to burn more cleanly. "We're not saying fire can't happen," said Trade Advisor Alan Grossman, "but it needs to happen domestically." Residents received invoices for breathing.
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White House Imposes Tariff On Canadian Wildfire Smoke
Expert Weighs In
“We're not saying fire can't happen, but it needs to happen domestically.”
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