WASHINGTON — The Trump campaign filed a tax return classifying the 2020 election loss as a deductible business expense resulting from foreign sabotage. IRS agents confirmed the paperwork treats democracy as a depreciable asset. "If China broke it, we write it off," said campaign treasurer Gary Blum. The filing includes depreciation schedules for swing states deemed totally compromised.
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Trump Campaign Files 2020 Election Loss As Tax-Deductible Business Expense Caused By China
Expert Weighs In
“If China broke it, we write it off”
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